Arre humka kahe maar rahe ho!
Kalua matlab Kanpur ka wo ladka jiska dharam hi bakaiti karna hai. Bechaara hamesha pit-ta hai par seekhta kuch nahi.
Bachpan se hi Kalua 'creative' tha. School mein homework ke badle teacher ko 'Desi logic' sikhata tha, jiski wajah se iska poora bachpan kantaap khane mein beeta hai.
Ab ye poora din Chacha ji se bachne ki koshish karta hai aur Tilak ke sath mil kar naye-naye 'scams' plan karta hai. 'Hum bas shanti se rehna chahte hain, par ye duniya humein marne ke liye hi bani hai,' ye iska roz ka rona hai.
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